Memes? Memes.

I was thinking about this one while at work (image description, the text put down the mop and go the f*k to sleep Hektor. with the image of a child sleeping with a bunch of tigers in between.)

What I was thinking yesterday while laughing 

A bulky young guard nods to Lady Eoforwynn Greyleigh and steps aside.
Lady Eoforwynn Greyleigh walks away through the heavy iron gate.
A bulky young guard steps in front of you with a shake of his head. "You are not permitted past
here," [in Ilexi] he says, blocking the way through the heavy iron gate.

(GameHelp): Lady Eoforwynn Greyleigh relays, "DAMMIT TEXEN."

A bulky young guard casts an unduly suspicious eye upon you before moving briefly to the gatehouse.

A bulky young guard walks away through the sturdy plank door.
>go gate
(GameHelp): Lady Eoforwynn Greyleigh relays, "QUICK WHILE HE IS NOT LOOKING."

After much speculating from me, I'm going with the funniest option that fleeing a crayfish caused health problems. (Maybe the cure would have been to go fight one haha) They made delicious stew later >.<

Please forgive me for going so long without memes