The spectacle at the fish market was off to a grand start this morning, with old and young alike stopping by to purchase rotting produce and pelt it at the no-good dirty muggers locked into the stocks. Sadly, the fun was cut short when the stinking veggies were abruptly packed off and delivered elsewhere at the behest of some selfish nobody. Hopefully there'll be more ammunition available tomorrow morning, but for now the public humiliation features fewer projectiles, providing a brief reprieve for those who maybe don't deserve it.
