Funny Stuff

(At a weathered old tree trunk): You have emoted: Ighlaf murmurs to Yasin. "It is taking some will to not look in the basket." [in Sirdabi]

roll will at hard!
Out of Character: You rolled will at hard difficulty and the result was a pass.

A shout in a sweet, shaky soprano can be distantly made out from the southwestward direction.
        "I SAID DON'T LOOK IN THE BASKET IGHLAF." [in Sirdabi]

You shout, "I HAVEN'T."
 

(followed by commentary she has eyes in the back of her head.)

Not what I was intending lol

powder small
You place a small glass bottle charm in a sturdy stone mortar, and begin to pound at it with a heavy-duty pestle.
OOC: This action takes 62 seconds.

Oh no

Someone else needed to send mail

(also, thankfully the pestle on the charm didn't damage it lol)

[St Loomis Post Office, Lobby]
The lobby of the St. Loomis post office is surprisingly small, given the apparent size of the
building from the outside.  A shabby patterned rug lies across the stone floor, worn threadbare by 
the passage of innumerable feet, while a battered chandelier supplements the light from the barred 
and dusty windows.  Behind a long counter at which a pair of clerks are stationed, a low hum of 
activity comes from behind a wide door on the far wall, while a smaller entryway on the right leads 
into an office.
A battered wooden crate sits here, containing lost mail. A long stone counter is here.
A petite red Ruveran fox is looking around alertly with ears raised. 
Cardinal Exits: west: wide wooden door (open) and north
Other: out: wide double doors carved with a lighthouse (open)

The cool air of the lobby smells pleasantly of leather and parchment.

With a wheezy screech, a petite red Ruveran fox tries to get away!
A petite red Ruveran fox bolts away through the wide wooden door.

You blink.

When your character loses against a minnow.... lolsob

The end of your line jerks in the water with the appearance of a dull brown minnow.
>reel

You pull on a pinewood fishing pole, working to reel in a fighting dull brown minnow...

-
Water splashes around in a frenzied spray at the end of your line as the dull brown minnow isn't
giving up without a fight.
-

You pull on a pinewood fishing pole, working to reel in a fighting dull brown minnow...

-
You feel tired and you feel alert.

-
OOC (Dice): strength + fishing at hard difficulty - fail
The line of a pinewood fishing pole snaps as the dull brown minnow escapes from you.
-
Water splashes around in a frenzied spray at the end of your line as the dull brown minnow isn't
giving up without a fight.

From yesterday, the two clues to giant crayfish lol

You pick a Ilexian crayfish up and carry her in both your arms.
>throw crayfish nw
You attempt to throw a Ilexian crayfish but aren't strong enough.
A Ilexian crayfish drops onto your right foot!
OOC (Dice): luck - 24
Your right foot sustains a slight redness.
A Ilexian crayfish stays balanced.

Nothing to see here, not a stack of three people walking around

The excellent person is noticeably taller than you, and appears to be of Sirdabi heritage.  They has
blank eyes, blank skin, and blank hair.
This is a person.
They have no visible wounds.
It is utterly blood-drenched, and it is wearing: a lumpy chainmail tunic, a wizrah of plain white
cotton, and a small leather pouch with a twine-and-leather sling and a curved steel firestriker 
inside.
It is holding a small utilitarian knife in their right hand, with you on their back.
>look me
You see the temperamental villain whom you recognize as you.
You are your own height, and appear to be of Sirdabi heritage. You have blank eyes, blank skin, and
blank hair.
This is a person.

You have no visible wounds.
You are smeared all over in blood, and you are wearing: a dark leather weaponbelt with a heavy-duty
pestle inside and a wizrah of plain white cotton.
You are holding a giant crayfish in your right hand, with the groovy optimist on your back.

The excellent person clambers up onto a broad fish's back.
You have emoted: Joe cackles at the fish being climbed.
A broad fish writhes powerfully through the air in order to attempt sinking teeth in your left foot.
Blood begins gushing from your left foot.
Combat OOC: -Writing Break- a broad fish has drawn first blood in the fight, from you.
You say, "B hahahaha."
The excellent person says, "Howly crap! I actually mounted it!"
You say, "Hahaha."
You say, "Omg that is the best thing ever."
A broad fish walks south, with the excellent person on his back.

Nibelheim swings up onto a glistening minnow's back.
You laugh.
Nibelheim says, "YEE HAW."
>say reaaaaly
A glistening minnow walks south, with Nibelheim on her back.

IT'S THE WILD WILD WEST OUT HERE IN ALPHA XD

Hey buddy, I don't think there are puddles for you to make it to town.

'A sleek mottled carp walks northwest.'