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Ighlaf
Posts: 173
Re: Funny Stuff 41 of 45
Aug. 29, 2024, 11:08 p.m.

My other favourite find of the week.

The open flame has imparted a roasted flavor to this vegetable, along with its natural roast
vegetable.

You eat some of a mostly consumed roasted vegetable.
The roast vegetable of vegetable comes through the taste of fire smoke.
You finish the last of a mostly consumed roasted vegetable.

Aug. 29, 2024, 11:08 p.m.
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Ighlaf
Posts: 173
Re: Funny Stuff 42 of 45
Oct. 17, 2024, 10:59 p.m.

That wasn't the fire wood bundle lol

A momentary flare of heat and light from a dark great stone hearth lashes into the darkness as a
bundle of 5 sprigs of dark-green mint ignites.
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Using a flint flake and a small utilitarian knife, you light a dark great stone hearth.

Oct. 17, 2024, 10:59 p.m.
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Ighlaf
Posts: 173
Re: Funny Stuff 43 of 45
Nov. 13, 2024, 9:33 p.m.

Hm, the downside to naming a creature like something one is wearing.

give grubs to slipper

(You notice someone moving stealthily!)
With a wheezy screech, Slipper tries to get away!
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You put a small white grub in tasteful rugged buckskin slippers.

Nov. 13, 2024, 9:33 p.m.
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Ighlaf
Posts: 173
Re: Funny Stuff 44 of 45
Nov. 15, 2024, 10:32 p.m.

Foiled again

 

pet slipper
With a wheezy screech, Slipper tries to get away!
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Slipper bolts northeast.
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You pet tasteful rugged buckskin slippers.

Nov. 15, 2024, 10:32 p.m.
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Ighlaf
Posts: 173
Re: Funny Stuff 45 of 45
March 2, 2025, 10:13 p.m.

Not the firestarter we wanted, but the firestarter we needed: musically inclined.
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You get out a small utilitarian knife from a rugged zharalhide mizuda in your possession.
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Using a flint flake and a detailed steel cowbell, you light a pitch-topped torch.

March 2, 2025, 10:13 p.m.
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