I thought we needed a place to share funny things that happen in-game -- the OOC sorts of things or little gaffs borne from alpha bugs rather than anything IC. IC funny things should definitely be saved for logs and IC fiction <3
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l ajoura
You see an indecently-exposed sleek brunette whom you recognize as an indecently-exposed Noubal.
An indecently-exposed Noubal is noticeably shorter than you, and appears to be of Sirdabi heritage. She has flinty-grey eyes, burnished bronze skin, and walnut-brown hair falling sleekly to the waist.
This middle-aged woman is lithe in build, with sleek and wavy walnut-brown hair. Her Sirdabi heritage is apparent in desert-burnished bronze skin, but her flinty grey eyes give her a subtly unsettling vibe. A pointed nose and generous mouth sit within a relatively bland-featured face with a soft chin and pearly-white teeth. Though the Sirdabi woman is neither overly intimidating in height, nor particularly petite, she carries an understated sharpness about her person.
She has no visible wounds.
She is wearing: a crimson messaline headscarf, a crimson brocade abaya, a rectilinear case emblazoned with a silver mountain, a crimson suede mizuda, and a pair of crimson suede slippers.
bug AJOURA IS INDECENTLY EXPOSED. Wee woo. Pls, Pilgrim, the men of this vessel can't handle that and we all know it.
You have earned some experience.
You have filed the bug. Thank you.
Since we're in bug testing mode, you get some experience for that!
An indecently-exposed Noubal covers her groin with a crimson brocade abaya.
OOC: a shadowy vagrant has opened an out-of-character line of communication with you. Use OOC pilgrim <your message> to send a message, or DISCONNECT.
OOC: A shadowy vagrant whispers to you, "Lmfao."
Your out-of-character communications link with a shadowy vagrant has been disconnected.
(GameHelp): You relay, "I just choked on my tea xD."
![A giant scrapper struggles to get up, but he cannot. the general area [Sirdabi]l [You are standing while hiding.] (A rangy mongrel is here.) [Keely's Saloon, Showroom] Although known to its clientele as the Showroom, this large space centered around a sawdust-lined pit showcases the craft not of artisans but of local pugilists, duking it out with one another for fame, fortune, and fun. Although tables and chairs are pushed up next to the paneling around the room's perimeter, the best view of the proceedings is to be had from the open expanse of floor around the pit, where the most daring spectators can even lean out over the wooden rail to cheer and boo the combatants. A swinging door provides entry from the north, while the occasional server slips through a long dim hall in the southeast corner of the room. Also here is a solid young man with blond hair. A giant scrapper is lain at the oak-and-iron town stocks, restrained by the oak-and-iron town stocks. The area is damp. Cardinal Exits: north through a swinging door A group of brawlers roughhouse boisterously throughout the saloon.](https://i.imgur.com/FgSxBmQ.png)
![[Keely's Saloon, Showroom] Although known to its clientele as the Showroom, this large space centered around a sawdust-lined pit showcases the craft not of artisans but of local pugilists, duking it out with one another for fame, fortune, and fun. Although tables and chairs are pushed up next to the paneling around the room's perimeter, the best view of the proceedings is to be had from the open expanse of floor around the pit, where the most daring spectators can even lean out over the wooden rail to cheer and boo the combatants. A swinging door provides entry from the north, while the occasional server slips through a long dim hall in the southeast corner of the room. Also here is a solid young man with blond hair. A giant scrapper is lain at the oak-and-iron town stocks, restrained by the oak-and-iron town stocks. A rosy-fair-skinned hoodlum is lain at the oak- and-iron town stocks, restrained by the oak-and-iron town stocks. The area is damp. Cardinal Exits: north through a swinging door A group of brawlers roughhouse boisterously throughout the saloon.](https://i.imgur.com/fLE5FDY.png)
